The guy in payroll sends a reminder every other week that we need to enter our hours into the payroll system. At the end of each he adds a "This Day in History" addendum. Here's what he wrote for April 23, 2009.
On this day in 8481 BC Zog Jones discovered fire and cooked the first Mammoth cutlet. His wife, Glurg, said, “Hhmmpf gorbek mishoba nontille.” A literal translation is difficult because caveman idioms are much different than ours, but the gist of it was, “How come you never take me out to dinner? You stopped finding me attractive after the children were born. You’re sleeping on the rock tonight.”
32 days until our next vacation, 99 days until my birthday, 245 days until Christmas, 7040 days until I retire.
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