Thursday, May 14, 2009

A Shout-Out to My Friend Sarah

I have a new show that I really like. It's currently filling the void left by the cancellation of "Arrested Development" and spanning the lag between when I first watched season One of "Flight of the Conchords" and when season Two comes out on DVD when I can get it from NetFlix. The new show is called "Sit Down, Shut Up."






It's by the same guy that did Arrested Mitchell Hurwitz. I new it was coming out and had seen some promotional videos with Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, but I did not realize it began airing on Fox on April 19th until my friend and colleague Sarah Vial said something about it. Unfortunately when I used the school symbol on a post yesterday, I failed to make this shout out so here it is:



Sarah told me about this show and for that I'm eternally grateful.







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This Day in History from the Guy in Payroll


We are on unpaid furlough next week, which means reminders from the Guy in Payroll come that much earlier.  Enjoy:

On this day in 1853 - Gail Borden Jr. applied for a patent for condensed milk.  Whoever thought to add sugar to it and created sweetened condensed milk is my hero.  Does anyone else need to buy two cans when they need one for a recipe so they can eat the other can while they’re cooking?  It’s not a staple of my diet, but I sure do like that stuff.  Another tidbit of completely useless trivia is that Gail Borden was distantly related to the infamous Lizzie Borden.  I’ve already bored you with my love of the movie The Legend of Lizzie Borden starring Elizabeth Montgomery of Bewitched fame.  See, six degrees of separation applies to everything.  If you prattle on long enough, everything eventually comes full circle.
 
11 days until our next holiday, 78 days until my birthday, 225 days until Christmas, 7019 days until I retire.



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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What do YOU think about No Child Left Behind?



As you may not know, the Elementary and Secondary Education Act, currently called No Child Left Behind is coming up for reauthorization soon.  NCLB was a big topic during the run-up to the election last year but lately given the economy, environment, two wars, Miss California and many other detractors, it's faded into the background.    

There are lots of questions and opinions whirling around about education.  We've all been in schools and we all think we know how to fix them.  Should we offer vouchers?  Is high stakes testing working?  Should the Federal Government be in education at all? How can I go back in time and recapture the feeling I had the night I was crowned Prom Queen?  

Arne Duncan wants your thoughts about the direction of our public school system.    

As we prepare for the reauthorization of No Child Left Behind, I want to hear from classroom teachers and other educators, parents and students, business people and citizens.  What’s working, and what’s not?  What do we need to do that we’re not doing, and what do we need to stop doing – or do differently? -Arne Duncan

You can submit them at the Department of Education's blog.  The current discussion is on education standards. Here's the discussion starter::

Many states in America are independently considering adopting internationally-benchmarked, college and career-ready standards.  Is raising standards a good idea?  How should we go about it?

Happy Discussin'


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Stephen Colbert @ 2006's White House Corespondents Dinner

Can't talk about this year's dinner without mentioning Stephen Colbert's appearance in 2006.  It's well worth another look.






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White House Correspondents Dinner 2009

I like the White House Correspondents Dinner, an annual event that brings together celebs, rich folk, politicians and media types.  It doesn't achieve anything momentous.  Okay, it raises a little money for charity, something like $23K this year, which is nice and all but pales in comparison to the great need that's out there, not to mention the ungodly amount of money spent on fancy food, drink and cloths.  $23 thousand is a drop in the bucket comparatively speaking.

The reason I like it so much is there are jokes being made at the expense of politicians that are actually in the room.  It brings together political leaders of many stripes, wait two party system, BOTH stripes and shows them coexisting and having a little bit of fun.  They can disagree wholeheartedly without hatred or deep rooted disdain, at least none that shows.

Anyway, this year is Obama's first (you didn't know that did you?) and I think he did just fine.  While Wanda Sykes was an interesting choice for the main event, she did get several good jokes off on Obama, which would have been a challenge to most other comedians.  Anyway, check 'em out: 


Obama Speech: Part 1


Obama Speech: Part 2


I laughed hardest at the John Boehner (R-OH ) joke.  What color is that guy anyway? RGB 255 128 0?


Wanda Sykes Routine: Part 1



Wanda Sykes Routine: Part 2



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Friday, May 8, 2009

Top Five Middle School Hijinks Movies.

In No Particular Order



Son of Rambow


Rushmore


Sandlot


School of Rock


Goonies


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Thursday, May 7, 2009

This day in History from the Guy in payroll

I actually look forward to what The Payroll guy adds to his reminder to enter time into the payroll system every 2 weeks.  Here's the latest:

On this day in 1994 - The Edvard Munch painting "The Scream" was recovered after being stolen 3 months earlier from an Oslo Museum.  I *love* that painting.  I had it  on a mouse pad for years and years (well, not the actual painting, but a reasonable facsimile—lest anyone take me too literally and think I am an art thief during my off hours).  Eventually, the image was rubbed off by miles of mousing over it, so I retired it.  That painting pretty well sums up my emotional state for the past few weeks.  If you’re not familiar with “The Scream”, here it is:  



I know I shouldn’t say it, but great googly moogly I’m looking forward to the furlough week.
 
I’ve seen a couple of great tagline on emails recently that made me laugh.  Maybe others might need a good laugh as much as I did (assuming you also find them funny):
 
“When I was a kid, I used to pray for a bicycle, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.”
 
“I’m so busy I don’t know if I just found a rope or lost my horse.”
 
18 days until our next vacation, 85 days until my birthday, 232 days until Christmas, 7,026 days until I retire.

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