"This Day in History" according to a guy in Payroll

The guy in payroll sends a reminder every other week that we need to enter our hours into the payroll system.  At the end of each he adds a "This Day in History" addendum.  Here's what he wrote for April 23, 2009.

On this day in 8481 BC Zog Jones discovered fire and cooked the first Mammoth cutlet.  His wife, Glurg, said, “Hhmmpf gorbek mishoba nontille.”  A literal translation is difficult because caveman idioms are much different than ours, but the gist of it was, “How come you never take me out to dinner?  You stopped finding me attractive after the children were born.  You’re sleeping on the rock tonight.”
 
32 days until our next vacation, 99 days until my birthday, 245 days until Christmas, 7040 days until I retire.

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No really, I'm a hard worker.....Sometimes

My wife does such a good job keeping up with her blog that I've decided I need to keep up with her.  In so doing, I am already resorting to piggy backing her posts.  Actually, I'll be drawing out memorable bits that are all about me and engaging in a little bit of self aggrandizement.

Check this out if you've ever wanted proof that I know what a hard day's work looks AND feels like.

Yes, those are my matchstick legs trailing behind the tiller.

Again that is me playing the part of a Jesus figure flanked in suffering little children and pushing a rototiller.  Never mind the Jesus part but look at my daughter.  She looks like she might suffer if I were to catch up with her.  I promise I was not chasing her with that contraption.  I promise.

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So that's why my resume is ubber-long.

@Robcorddry passed this video along via the Twitter. I don't quite know what to make of all of this.   

 

It goes a long way toward explaining why my resume is quickly approaching the "Flake" stage of its development. Two and a half pages and growing.  The baby boomers seemed to keep a job for life.  Somehow I don't stay in a job for longer than a Monarch's life. And somehow the butterfly gets further than I do what with their summering in the US and Canada then wintering in beautiful "Me-he'-co." (An oversimplification I know, since it's grandkids of the Canadian butterfly that make their egress over the Rio Grande and into Mexico.)  

I've got to either keep a job for longer than a year, print my resume front and back to keep it on two pieces of paper or travel more.  With technology expanding the way it is, in 5 years, keeping a job longer than a month will be a major feat, paper resumes will be obsolete and I'll be able to transport myself all over the world and through time with some Google service currently being dreamed up in Google labs. 

Technology both horrifying and titillating at the exact same time.

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Anthropomorphism can be a real jerk. Take 2

Welcome to the family new I-Mac.  It's been a long time coming, but you are finally hear to clean up all the clutter in our lives.  You sleek, sexy aluminum clad thing you.  I love how you just sit here and let me type random thoughts on you like you have nowhere else to go, nothing better to do.



I dim the lights to set the mood and you glow like a candle on a moonlit night.



What's that you say?  Oh no, pay no attention to that.  It's nothing.



Just a pile of computer scraps, you know old cables and the like.  Relics from a bygone age relegated to the scrap heap destined for the Good Will. Nothing to be worried about.  I'll never toss you away like that. 

What?  Oh no, the shoe shine kit stays.  I know I said that stuff was going to...No you can't have it.  Why do you need it anyway?  The country blue shelf?  No we're not keeping it.  It's ugly.  Yes it would hold lots of knick knacks.  No I will not hang it behind you.  You are supposed to help clean up my life. 

Hey listen.  I really need to go.  My...hey another human is IM'ing me.

Damon:  So Apple, eh?

me:  yep.

I'm digging it.

Damon:  What components you go in there?

me:  hmmm?
Damon:  You know, the electronics and stuff

me:  oh ya.

a 24 inch monitor I-Mac

with an Intel  2.66 gig processor

640 gig hard drive

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The Economic Melt-Down

As the Presidential campaign was drawing to an end, the action on Wall Street took center stage and the fingers began to point. Still today there is little understanding of what happened among everyday Americans. As an NPR junkie, I heard about it on Marketplace. Last night on PBS, Frontline aired a program called "Inside the Meltdown." It follows the timeline from the start of the crisis in September up to the end of October. A lot happened in two months and this program covers it very well.

Every good American should watch it.



For more content and added footage, view it on Frontline homepage.

Having a "Career" is not for me.

I've been thinking about what the next step in my so-called career is going to be.  I say, "so called" because I'm not really seeing what I do as a career.  I don't expect that you'd ever hear an exchange like... 

Person A: "that Ben he's a good (insert profession here)." 

Person B: "I agree.  Since he (insert verb) my (insert noun) I can't see going to any other (insert profession)." 

end scene

I don't want to call it a career because I've always tried to do what I love doing while having someone pay me to do it.  I say "tried" because my stint at Spaghetti Warehouse in Oklahoma City was not the thing I love to do.  I think about striving to reach the top of the heap within a career.  I don't really want that.  I want to be happy doing my thing.  I want to know that I'm doing good for others.  I want to do nothing that gets placed before being a good husband and a great Dad.  If I forge something that meets these three conditions, I will know I'm doing what I should be doing for the time being.

Here's something that looks like it could meet my requirements:

BUILDING AND GROWING ON COMMON GROUND

Community gardens provide many physical, psychological and social benefits—not to mention fresh food and outdoor exercise. They also provide opportunities for experiential learning which can be especially helpful for children and youth growing up in environments of disadvantage.

In this collaborative project, undergraduates and graduates from CU work with students at a K-12 school for special-needs and at-risk youth in Lafayette, Colorado, to create and maintain a vegetable garden and a straw-bale greenhouse. The goal of the project is to create common ground, literally and figuratively, for the university students and these youth, while including also residents from the surrounding neighborhood, which houses a low-income, minority population, with little public space and few opportunities for growing flowers or vegetables.

Students working on the project develop an understanding of the difficult challenges facing others, who are less privileged. The garden offers an opportunity for cross-cultural sharing of practices and traditions in agriculture and food preparation. It also will provide a space for community and school social events, gatherings and celebrations.

The project prepares design students for professional practice after graduation that engages with the needs of nontraditional clienteles. It implements the University of Colorado’s Vision 2010, which calls for innovative initiatives that bridge disciplines and connect the campus with the community.

Funding for this project was provided by the CU Boulder Outreach Committee; the CU President’s Office for Diversity and Excellence; the Service-Learning Program; and Flatiron Academy. The National Wildlife Federation offered a workshop for participating students and teachers.

For more information, contact cye@colorado.edu 

Something to put in the palate of possibilities.

1996 Interview with a pre-political Obama

Barrack Obama on what he wanted to accomplished if he entered public life, from an interview with photographer Mariana Cook:

"My overriding vision is driven by children and what I see happening to children. And as African American, I end up being concerned about children in the inner cities, and what is happening to them, and the complete lack of any kind of stable framework in which they can grow and develop. A lot of that is determined by economics and the life chances and opportunities that they face or their parents face. A lot of it has to do with values, things like family values that are talked about all the time, and bandied about by politicians. But I think values aren't just individual. Values are collective. Children learn values from what they see around them, and if they see that their parents' lives are not valued, or that their community is not valued; if their schools are falling apart, and their streets are falling apart, and their homes are falling apart, and people's lives are falling apart -- because they don't have jobs or opportunity -- then it's very hard for children, out of thin air, to create values for themselves that can sustain them.

'And so I think that my priority is to restore a sense of public values, or a collective value to the debate. And that means recognizing that we are one big family, and that across racial lines, and across class lines, that we have mutual obligations and mutual responsibilities. Maybe that's where the public and the private meet, when it comes to couples or relationships, or families or tribes. But the overriding priority in all those associations is a sense of mutual responsibility and empathy, then being able to put yourself in another person's shoes. That's how the marriage between Michelle and me sustains itself. We can imagine the other person's hopes or pains or struggles. And we have to extend that beyond just the individual families to other people."

Story from PRI